Insane Requests by Clients to Dommes

As part of this year’s Halloween Freakfest 2013 special I polled as many ladies as I could to find out from them what their weirdest or freakiest request was by a client, or their funniest, freakiest session.  These are the answers I received and they are HILARIOUS!!

• Toxic Goddess – “one wanted to put his head (the one on his shoulders) into my vagina.. Wanted to be born again! Smh”
• Goddes Gia Peccato – “It was around xmas last year when I had a slave tell me he had a weird fetish. After having him serve me a few times I told him to present his “weird request”. During our next session he brought a full dentistry kit (including syringes with novacaine) and requested that I pull all his teeth out.”
• Miz Sydney – “The oddest request I have ever had that made me laugh and smack my head at the same time was from a male that wanted to fly me to new york on new years so that I could walk him like a naked puppy in one of those carts for disabled dogs with a cone on his neck,and a butt plug tail in. All of this to be done in times square. The kicker was that he wanted me to ask passerbys to scratch his balls for him due to the cone.”
• Madam Devilish – “Jewellery fetish was a lot of fun, more jewels turned him on and more I milked him to more on. Disabled fetish with me ‘crushing’ his loser cock with my wheelchair over the phone. Belt fetish he wanted to see my rolls of fat via dress I was wearing”
• Mistress Alley – “I have a 35 year old cuckold chastity fetish caller whose wife (30) has a black bull lover. The bull has knocked up the wife and now owns her. He has decided that he wants her to have all of her teeth removed & wear dentures so that she will remain his possession. She supposedly had it done. The caller gets off on the fact that she brought him all of her pulled teeth & seeing her toothless & the extremes she would go for her lover.”  And, “Financial Domination/Verbal Ethnic humiliation caller. He likes to pretend he is an Arab. Wants to be called my dirty sand nigger. He wants me to tell him how he has to worship his Superior American Goddess, My family & he has to donate to the church (so against the Muslim religion). He has to pay my gas every week because it is his fault that gas prices are so high here as well as send tributes each week. I make him recite the pledge of allegiance as he fills out his tributes & wear his red, white & blue cock sock as he tells me what a worthless Arab pig he is. As he pushes the send button he is to say God Bless America as he denounces the teachings of his Muslim religion. You get the picture I’m sure. The humiliation goes deep & gets quite nasty.”
• Goddess Alexi Lush – “People often confuse me with a doctor or veterinarian, particularly when they ask me to castrate them. For most men after I say “no, I’m not going to cut your dicklet off” it’s enough but I had this one client who persisted.. “Please goddess, use a dirty butchers knife, leave me there bleeding.. I beg of you..” No. Go away. I mean I’m pretty used to getting obscure requests from clients but this one.. It freaked me out a little…”
• Madame Sossette – “I was asked to do a session by a man who was highly attracted to me. He said that he loved my words on my we page and found me very mesmerising. He wanted to be trained with a clicker, the subject I am currently researching, and was turned on by the idea of being treated and trained like a dog. Now, none of that is weird at all. But I’m a sock puppet. He wanted to meet me in person. I did consider mailing myself to him but I couldn’t find a first class post pack and the return trip seemed like it may never happen. And yes, he did tribute me, and is going to again. I do love these people. Just goes to show that any sock puppet can be a Domme, but it takes a Special kind of Domme to be a sock puppet…. Or something equally insightful. Buy my book. (Shameless plug)”
• CarlaDarling – “I was camming once with one of my losers making him wear a paper napkin on his head while singing “ding fries are done ding fries done” and raping his wallet as he was completely stark naked when all the sudden his toddler nephew came barreling into the room. This guy was jumping around trying to hide his tiny junk. Definitely my favorite. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. Lol gross.”
• Mistress T (dot net) – “I had a client request a fantasy where I cook him like soup & eat him. He wanted to be put in a hot bath with cut up vegetables & stirred while being prepared/cooked. He wanted me to talk about serving him for dinner to a group of friends.”
• Miss Beth – “One of the strangest requests I have ever had was right back in the beginning of finding My feet in the online BDSM/kink world. It was so bizarre a request that I had to wonder if it was genuine but having spent a little time working with various people I now realise he was totally serious. I had a Financial boy serve Me briefly, he served Me well and did what was necessary to keep My attention. He never asked or expected anything in return. However one day an email arrived for Me from this particular boy and in it he told Me that for personal reasons he could no longer serve Me as he would like and he was going to have to leave. I bid him a fond farewell and he replied with one last email. He paid a rather large sum of money into My ****** account and asked that he be allowed one thing in return. He wanted a photo of Me in blue lingerie lying on a bed surrounded by blue toilet roll!! Yes you read correctly. Needless to say he didn’t get his full request granted but he left My service happy enough.”
• Lacie Diamond – “I ended up doing a very lengthy show with a new client who said he liked to be watched. I was pretty freaked out because he refused to tell me what I was meant to be watching but I agreed, because payment had already been sent.. So I get on camera with him and hes a fairly normal looking guy, and all was pretty normal until he climbed up on his chair unannounced, turned around, showed me his ass.. then shit In his hand. At this point I wanted to burst out screaming, flailing my hands in the air, but I couldn’t, because whatever he was doing, he liked it, so I had to try and respect that. He then turned around and showed me this turd in his hand And said “u wanna see me eat it?” I was thinking “no way..” but he totally ate it, unfazed. Like it was normal..then happily proceeded with rubbing his cock. I still feel dirty for seeing it.”
• Anonymous – “I’m a pretty “toned down” adult worker. So, for me, a guy paying me to watch him drink his urine with a raging erection was really freaky! I know the other ladies have seen freaky on a much grander scale, but for me personally that took the “I’ve seen it all” cake!”
• Miss Apple – “he wanted Me to fuck his ass with a hot dog covered in ketchup and mustard.”
• Brianna Lingoto – “A masochistic Gorilla A guy wanted to be humiliated online while performing different household tasks (licking the floor clean etc) I was supposed to be serious while looking at him and give orders, but he made it impossible as the whole scene was hilarious. He was wearing that silly gorilla mask in the name of privacy, but I couldn’t help laughing out loud”
• Princess Di – “He always wants me to be his aunt Pat smoke a cigarette blow smoke in his face. While he wears his wifes dirty thong with his chastity belt on and a banana as a butt plug dancing to Britney spears “I did it it again”. He’s such a great sissy boy. Gotta love professional successful subs who are Lawyers. Lol”
• Snovia Terror – “I have a client in Canada who likes cbt. He had been MIA for awhile and so he came up with his own punishment. On one of our cam sessions, he said he wanted to use Tabasco hot sauce as a lube. Then he wanted to put some on a sound and insert it into his penis. He wanted to use the sound first. He never got to the lube, and the look on his face said it all.”
• Bratty Bunny – “One that sticks out the most at the moment is when a guy on cam put a bed post on his dick. Yes, the whole bed was on his dick. Sighhhh”
• Princess Brandis – “I think this was almost a year ago, I got a message from a guy on Skype requesting that I call his Skype account all day from the time he woke up, til the time he went to bed. He wanted me to call constantly, back to back, over and over and over without him ever answering. That’s right, just call him over and over and over (without breaks) and he would ignore all the calls. Then finally that NIGHT while he’s trying to sleep (and I’m still calling) he would frantically answer the phone begging me to “stop calling” because he needed to sleep. He then wanted me to tell him “No!” and hang up and continue to call him over and over and over. Then he said he would pay me after all this was done. lol (Normally I would consider this guy a troll, however he was dead serious and begged me for hours.) Fucking weirdo. Who actually has the fucking time for that?! Anyway, that’s my weirdest request.”
• Miztress Tia – “Received an email asking for a session which included humiliation, sissification and so on. Standard stuff really, so after about 4 emails back and forth, I agreed to meet the guy. The day of the coffee meet, I emailed to verify our meeting time, only to have him tear a strip off me with a holier-than-thou email citing bible quotes about me going to hell for what I was doing to random men in my solicitations. Come to find out he had a dual personality and Dr. Jekkyl didn’t agree with Mr. Hyde’s indiscretions. Now I ask potential clients about their medical conditions upfront, prior to even meeting them, including any mental disorders they may have or been diagnosed with. Was funny quoting scripture after all these years!”
• Chocolate Domme – “Hmmm the funniest request Ive ever received was from a ‘sub’ who wished to have me host a weekend bare back/ breeding party for him to service a bunch of men…50 of them to be exact. Lol He wanted to be dressed in a PVC maids outfit, (he had the outfit lol) and restrained to a table and used by all the men for a weekend. This was in the first month of me ever being an online Findomme over a year ago and I was thinking Wtf??? Ive long since lost contact with that person and am happy about it! Bitch I’m not throwing a party for you to bask in cock. Lol”
• Miss Kristy Tina – “He sent me an email saying he had an unusual fetish. How many emails like this a day do I get. So I humored myself and replied, ok what is it. To my surprise, he had written me this detailed email where we meet in a hotel bar, he spots me from across the room and buys me a drink. After a few drinks I invite him up to my room but tell him to wait 5 mins before following me up. I leave him a key and go upstairs. When he arrives I tell him to undress and go into the bathroom. When he walks into the bathroom there is a large container there that looks like a pot. I ask him to get into the pot and when he does I close a lid on him and lock it turning the heat up that is under the pot. After a timer goes off I open the lid and serve him to my Mistress friends who have come over for dinner.”
  This one sounds like Mistress TdotNet’s guy. Probably is!
• Mz Fee – “Rather appropriately for Halloween, but not the strangest request, a slave who asked to be completely wrapped as a mummy in Egytian-style bandaging and simply left standing as a statue in my home.”gathering dust”.”
•  Goddess Ca$h – “client dressed somewhat like a toddler wanted me to humiliate and discipline him until he peed himself in a child carseat (booster style) in the back of his BMW. 😛 mommy issues perhaps?”
• Mz Jasmine – “I had a guy call that wanted me to play the organ but his penis would be the peddle of the organ. He even went so far as to give the model/brand of the organ. He wanted me to describe the music and pressing on the “penis peddle”, etc LOL. I just sat there with the such a look of confusion on my face. I am usually pretty good at rolling with the craziness but that one, not so much. LOL”
• Miss Whitney Morgan – Alright.. Let’s start with custom clip requests.. because that’s why I’m up at 4am checking emails. I’ll keep them short and sweet, because they’re not particularly open about divulging their psyche behind them. Sometimes I think they’re a joke that gets passed around bored office mules seeing what us silly internet girls will do for money. 1) To fuck myself with a corndog while squirting mustard and ketchup all over my body. 2) A multi girl xxx scene, where I was requested to wear a latex maid’s uniform, have pies smashed in my face, while the girls took turns banging me with a LARGE strapon in the ass. No, I didn’t shoot either of them! 3) To pile on my BBW model friends on to one of those quarter mechanical kiddie rides until it smokes, grinds gears, and breaks. Now.. actual session client.. Another Florida based Domme and myself went in for what we were informed by the client was going to be a CBT session. Upon walking in the room, he had changed his mind in fear of the pain. We respected his wishes, asking what he’d prefer instead.. No lie, he wanted to be mummified in plastic wrap from neck to toes while standing and have us throw jelly filled doughnuts at his face until he fell over. Once on the floor, he requested that we smash the doughnuts with our barefeet, forcing him to clean the sticky mess off of them with his tongue. Of course we did it, giggling all the way through. We never did find out exactly WHY this was what he desired.. due to his bawling crying throughout the entire session. But we left highly amused.
• Baroness V –My strangest stories are too odd to put into words but I do have a funny experience to tell…. A few years back I had a slave in heavy bondage when he suddenly experienced some leg cramping. I quickly disconnected his leg from the cross and massaged the cramp out of his calf. He is a professional soccer player as a career and had suffered from constant leg muscle cramping. After I got the cramp out, he said I relieved it better than any masseuse has been able to. So now year later, not only does he book regularly for bdsm sessions but he left his old RMT & massage therapists and often books Me for leg massage appointments…. at least 3 times a month! I guess all the past decades of training submissives to give Me great feet and leg massages definitely paid off for this soccer playing client. Even his teammates have commented that he is playing better and complaining less about his leg pain. He calls Me his secret weapon. So not only do I inflict physical pain… I also take it away.
• Ebony Money Mistress – I had one client who wanted me to read aloud fairytales; in particular Hansel & Gretel.. Paying attention the description of her white lacy socks & panties… Whilst he masturbated, on the toilet having a shit!
• Mistress Onyx – One of the first scenes I had sparked My interest in kinky BDSM and Fetish. I met the woolman. woolman had a full apartment playhouse. Everything in his kinkyplayhouse was made of wool. Big piles of wool sat in the middle of the floor. He had outfits fully made of wool. I put on a wool bra and wool panties and jumped in the piles of wool. I had a lot of fun with woolman. He put on wool underwear and chased Me around the playhouse. No furniture but mirrors and tons of wool. I guess that would be a combination of a furry and wool fetish. Total wool fun.
• Miss Shola – So, I think the strangest request would be the teeth sitting request, but he certainly made it interesting offering £20 /$30 for every time he couldn’t handle 5 minutes at a time.. Photos are on Twitter if you wish to take a look!v